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It's glowing @o@ and has lavender in it!! @_@
thanks!
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"I tell thee, if someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him and give him a german suplex on the left" ......but how do you give someones cheek a german suplex?
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Rage: Oi, Eirin help me out here..
Eirin: Ok, swing your arm like this and say 'Save me, Eirin'
Rage: Like hell I would!!
Eirin: Alright, go ahead and die...
Rage: Evil doctor...!!
thanks
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"I tell thee, if someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him and give him a german suplex on the left" ......but how do you give someones cheek a german suplex?
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Rage: Oi, Eirin help me out here..
Eirin: Ok, swing your arm like this and say 'Save me, Eirin'
Rage: Like hell I would!!
Eirin: Alright, go ahead and die...
Rage: Evil doctor...!!
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"I tell thee, if someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him and give him a german suplex on the left" ......but how do you give someones cheek a german suplex?
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Rage: Oi, Eirin help me out here..
Eirin: Ok, swing your arm like this and say 'Save me, Eirin'
Rage: Like hell I would!!
Eirin: Alright, go ahead and die...
Rage: Evil doctor...!!
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Whenever there is a meeting, a parting shall follow. But that parting needs not last forever. Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short while... that is up to you.
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"I tell thee, if someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him and give him a german suplex on the left" ......but how do you give someones cheek a german suplex?
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